May 2013
4 posts
April 2013
35 posts
Taking practice Praxis 1 tests online and making myself laugh.
P.Praxis: What percent of 38 is 16?
Me: Less than half. Well I don’t think they will accept that answer.
Hahahahaha
I think my favorite thing to say when something goes even slightly wrong is, “OH WHAT SWEET HELL IS THIS!!” It’s fucking great and makes me laugh when I see peoples reactions
Sent in my 4th lab workbook for the semester. I still have to complete the graphs for the data for the 4th lab, then I will only have Lab 5 Workbook, Data Graphs, and My Final to take to complete Bio101.
I went to church with my family tonight and the...
Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
-uncomfortable silence-
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.
When the government at the State and Local levels no longer act according to the interest of their constituents and to the interest of progression in society, then that legislature has failed and those that are currently in the legislature need to be removed and their positions need to be given to more suitable people who want what is best for society not what is best for their own pocketbooks.
“It isn’t the extremely religious people that I try to influence, those...”
Plants who reproduce Sexually through the air release their sperm into waterproof shells known as pollen.
So if you think about it every time you have allergies due to high amounts of pollen in the air you are actually being smacked in the face by a huge load of plant sperm. Hahhahaha gross.
Well as the Semester Continues I have realized that the highest grade I can receive in my Hist 102 course is currently an 84. Being that I enjoyed this professor in previous semesters and yet now the quiz’ he gives are no long once every week but once every two weeks, which I don’t have a problem with, and he says to study everything from those two weeks up until the previous lecture,...
“I believe that there is fundamental misunderstanding about the role the...”
– -Me, Myself, and I
P.S. I almost put Me, Myself, and Irene haha
Share Our Wealth -Huey "King Fish" Long
I don’t necessarily accept his proposal whole heartedly but I can understand where he is coming from. It was criticized for being a “Socialist” program however you must first ask yourself, “Do I have or will I ever acrue a wealth or a need for a wealth of $100,000,000?” If you work your entire life slaving away at a labor intensive job making $35,000 annually, then in...
Prologue for Recreation
As I open my eyes for the first time I wonder how my thoughts progress as they currently do. Floating in this tank and my eyes are closed shut. The strange thing is without any prior knowledge I am able to conceptualize what everything I am saying means and the functions the different parts of my body are supposed to be doing. My eyes see, my nose smells, my skin feels and can be felt, my tongue...
3:5am
Her is how I understand it. I accept that those with a religious status has a right to their own opinion, just as those who don’t have their right not to. It is not up to my mind to try to control others’. I hold contempt however for all religion when they charge a processing free to be considered a member. You cannot charge my mind to think nor can you stop my mind from doing so. Also...
“You can either sit there and be pissed off, cursing the world for all of its...”
– Me that’s who
March 2013
16 posts
Messages For Hillary Clinton →
“In the last place, let us now consider what is the magistrate’s duty in...”
– A Letter Concerning Toleration
-John Locke
Game of Cats →
Currently testing the effects of Classical Music on the sleeping mind. Not on myself mind you but my mother has passed out on the couch and I figured now would be as good a time as any. The only ethical issue I can foresee is her not knowing that she is currently part of an experiment that will be tested at various intervals. Let the Science commence.
